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Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

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gigachad game choices on here, dude. See you in dorktide someday. maybe. maybe not.

+rep braindamaged chimp

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ZA WARUDO!

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-Rep, after a good game in dota, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great doto and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then ran away. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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@Shaun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded ♥♥♥♥♥ !

I AM NOT CATFISHING OR SOMETHING ELSE, I AM REAL AND I LOVE TO PLAY NERDY GAMES !!! - ALL PICS ARE MINE, I DONT SEND NUDES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOTS!!!

DAMMIT REEEEEEEEEANDY

Eg is still not top tier?u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ punks are never satisfied are you?Hope you enjoy being bitter cause I definitely love being the greatest

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go go gal o sengen!

TRAPS A RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY AND THE ♥♥♥♥ DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER, IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER

but what if game end irl and gamestart dotoro

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FROM THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

08:35 PM - Shaun: What do you call a funny octopus
08:35 PM - Shaun: ?
08:35 PM - Quert: octofunny

08:30 PM - Quert: STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REPLYING WITH RANDOM SMILEYS
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12:21 AM - Quert: i prefer luna
12:22 AM - Quert: hot stuff
12:22 AM - Quert: in a bodysuit

11:08 PM - Quert: its giast e prenk brouh xddd ;)))))

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Stearn Commurnity. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little profiel cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play csgo with me (Im a global elight, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you knife as little gift. you like tigger toofff? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. =))))

Hello there. My name is José-Silverio Policarpo Espiridón Herberto Augusto de la Cruz. I was born with cerebral palsy and prolapsed anus. I am only 12 years old but I am fighting very hard for my life. Please donate to my Steam account in games and/or keys and hats for TF2 so that I can get my necessary surgeries and kidney transplant. All my life the kids made fun of me for my broken anus. They called me Anus Augusto which was not very nice. Please help me. All I wish for is to live to see my mother again.

----Yours sincerely, José-Silverio Policarpo Espiridón Herberto Augusto de la Cruz

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Uhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm did you just assume my gender????????????

wex OP

01:30 PM - Shaun: u have foot fetish
01:30 PM - Quert: no
01:30 PM - Shaun: why did u ask me to suck your toes then
01:31 PM - Quert: no reason

Hay guys this is Xona Obscurum telling you that we are bringing a new black ops two video out soon we applogise that there hasent been any for a while and this is becazuse the xona clan have been away but know that we are back videos are goinna be bigger badder and much more entertaining so stay tuned and enjoy

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