I Am A Dog. I Am Bisexual. I Am Autistic And Have Severe ADHD. I Think Killing People Is Bad. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound My Self. I Have Never Had A Job, As Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning Xenomorphs. I Am Plagued By Frequent Back Pains. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Disabled And Giving Me Debilitating Social Anxiety So I Could Not ♥♥♥♥ The Entire Population. My Legs Don't Always Work. I Can't Watch Mainstream TV Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Neurodivergent To Understand. I Have Rabies. Sometimes I Cry When I See My Boyfriend, Because He Is Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms And "Aliens" Quotes In My Every Day Speech And Nobody Knows What The ♥♥♥♥ I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Information Age. I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My House Before.