I'm Hick Rarrison, and this is my Sawn Phop. I work here with my mold an, and my son Hig Boss. Everything in here has a pory and a strice. One thing i've learned after Onety Twone years - you never know what is conna gome through that door.

Hearthstone always seemed like the card game for "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normies". Ree. It's so filtered, so safe, its essentially the unseasoned chicken of card games. Look, unseasoned chicken will never be good. That's just not how unseasoned chicken works. To be honest, fam, I'm tired of "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normies" (ree) trying to force their normie games into abnormie spaces like e-sports and getting triggered when their square peg doesn't fit in the round hole. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hearthstone. Just chill, play it if you like it, stop playing it when you don't, and leave it at that. If you're upset that you don't find fulfillment in an online card game featuring orcs and wizards then you're not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normie and it was your mistake for playing HS in the first place.