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♥♥♥♥ take two

GOOD ZIMBIES

cancer in video game form

watch Dunkey's video called "I'm Done With League of Legends"

literally all of it applies to this cancerous game too

take something more valuable than money (your time) and spend that elsewhere. i made the mistake of playing this ♥♥♥♥ but you dont have to. you can still be saved. don't be like me and waste 5000 hours of your life deluding yourself into thinking youre having any semblance of "fun"

Fallout 3 was fun. Bioshock Infinite was fun. The Talos Principle was fun. GTA 5 was fun. This trash isn't fun

if you're starting out and you think to yourself "wow this game is too hard and confusing but im sure if i just stick it out and learn all the heroes ill start to enjoy it!!!11!1!" DON't think that. cuz you won't ever enjoy it. its some sick endless grind that leaves you with nothing but regret. league of legends is the same trash]



tl;dr: Go play a real video game

overrated

not even worth the pixels on the store page to be honest

looked cool but the lame voice acting and the downright cringey My Little Pony reference kinda destroyed the immersion for me

after that I couldn't take it seriously and the story didn't interest me

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Pretty damn incredible. The creator of the game has a good sense of humour and the story is so perplexing it makes you want to keep playing for hours on end. The game has a sort of "♥♥♥♥ you" attitude and never cuts the player any slack. I played it on Normal and it was pretty difficult. There is an Easy mode but its not what you think (I really enjoyed it anyways)

LISA the Joyful is basically a sequel to the game so if you're going to buy LISA, buy LISA the Joyful as well. They're both really great.

For 13 hours of gameplay, and under 4 dollars, it was a great deal. There is an ok amount of replay value, but not much. There are multple endings and you as the player have many different choices to make. The choices actually drastically change the game, except for one time, where it ended up with the same result anyways.

If you enjoyed: Earthbound, Mother 3, or Undertale, there is a very high probability you will like this game (though if you're coming from an Earthbound/Undertale background, know that this game has a much much MUCH more adult/18+ theme to it)

9.5/10 (both the game and the DLC)

One of the best shooters in the world

Like seriously its worth a try

nothing beats rolling around at the speed of sound