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⠀⠀⢀⠎⠝⣄⢀⡀⣷ have a wonderful week!
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y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys
Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others
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I wish that next week is amazing for you and that it is one of your best.
Feel free to talk to me if you need anything!!!
WŁĄŻU
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Why you should get a cat
Remember when you are in the toilet and the paper just run out?
if you have a cat, you can literally train the cat
to be the toiolet paper
𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗱
I wish you the very best and hope you are doing great!
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Don't just say hi when greeting people
Diff people require diff greeting words.
offensive to everyone tutorial
General: Hi!
African American:" 's up my ni..."
Japanese:" ki sama baka!"
Chinese: " ni hao, cnm"
British: " Morning! Had your bo'oh'o'wa'er mate?"
Germany: " Hail Hit...."
Orphans: "Hello sweety! Where are your parents?"
Sigma male :" No biaches?"
Chad: you basic asf
Lesbian & Gay: Why'd choose to be gay?
Trans: you are what you were born
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet is lame
Gen Z: skibidi is peak
Boomer: still breathing?
Norwegian: Death Metal is the best
Sweden: Black metal is better than death metal, and pirating movies should go to hell
Russian: "still drinking vodka and f@king bears all day?
Simpsons fans: season 34 is better than all s1-s9 combined!
Star Wars fans: Disney saved the franchise！
John Wick: No wife, no dogs?
Patrick starfish:TUBBY
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We all enjoy our alone time especially me, with my right hand every night.
Wompo kompo
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You guys are double standarded as well!
You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"
but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude
you'd be like " ewwww wtf"
also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"
man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！
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Todays people are so fking double standarded
fighting for ethic ethnic equality， gender equality all day
meanwhile unborn babies kicking preg women all the time.
and when I do it.
back to the jail I go
Keep going!!!
Ultimate PC upgrade guide 2024!
1. Download RTX 5090 ti onto your PC for a boost
2. buy some SSD to increase your RAM
3. Use a shoe box for your case, it's both cooler and environment friendly
4.Simply bend your monitor to get a curv screen
5.cut the wires of your mouse and keyborad, wireless is tidy
6. incase your CPU run out of date, go buy 1t sand to grind yourself a i9-28888K
Right, Mr.Krabs is dead.
who is the killer? only straight people can guess it right
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a. Spongebob
b. Sandy
c.Patrick
d. Plankton
e. Gary
f. Pearl
g. a robber
he killed himself! he's so cheap, wouldn't even pay for hookers, so he choked himself to death by autoerotic asphyxia
I hope you have a happy Wednesday !!
Reasons why you should date 28 year old girls
1), Prove you are not gay, at least bi
2), therRE ARE 20 OF THEM!
Life Hack 202
let's get real, ugly and disgusting.
DId you know if your mom and I were a couple?
She'd saved so much money on toilet paper and Tampons
(man how did my cat come up with those simp ideas)
𝑇𝘩𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝘩𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘
I wish that next week is amazing for you