never trust an engineer born in october with a giant forehead who threw a rug filled with ♥♥♥♥ onto the neighbours roof and then ate 2 dominoes kfc pizzas before spraying diarhea everywhere who is level 77 on deeprock galactic

eat my ass cumboy

makes a man go oWo oWo

One time I was at Dr. Seuss land at Universal Studios in Orlando and I saw the Grinch so I went up to him and I said “I’m glad you stole Christmas because I’m Jewish” and the dude in the costume got down on one knee and proposed to me

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito

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-rep toxic and abusive pd2 player

These are lies, One night of passion means NOTHING

Thankfully he talked me out of it and in the heat of the moment we kissed. We are now gay lovers and he tickles my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with his tongue like no one else can.

+rep When I first joined my new school nobody talked to me. I was the weird arab kid who wore a turban and smelt vaguely like oatmeal. I used to dread coming to school to face another day of torment and bullying. That's when I met Herbie. He started talking to me and it made me so happy! I used to love coming to school just to see him and we hung out every weekend and stayed up late talking about girls and playing catch. Those were the best weeks of my life and to show my gratitude to him I sent him a note telling him to not come to school the day I planned to shoot it up.

न मेरे बेटे को खा = Don't eat my Son.
कृपया सर = Please Sir.
मैं न मरना चाहता हूँ = I don't want to die.

I like bread.

-rep I got bullied alot in highschool because i had a penis shaped birthmark on my forhead. My mom said I was unique like harry potter but I hated it. One night I got so sick of the bullying I tried to drink bleach but it didnt kill me. Thats when I met Jenifer Lopez and she changed the way I looked at the world. I am now her adopted son and am working as an extra in B-list Bollywood porn films such as न मेरे बेटे को खा and
कृपया सर , मैं न मरना चाहता हूँ. Thank you for hearing my story

To the No Man's Sky Haters...

You.
Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.
Tread lightly.
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.
Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.
I pity you.

I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.
I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time

Gave him crabs and herps, fun night.

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+rep for Demolation xD

Spanksgiving🏻🦃🌽 is right around the corner you dirty slut😈😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹This thanksgiving make sure you stuff that ♥♥♥♥♥ right like a phat turkey🦃and you sluts🙆🏼 make sure you give that🦃turkey a good🏼🏼ole jerky🏻 and get ready 🤗😎 to give🙄 OR receive thanks🍑Send this text ▶️ to the ten sluts😈you're most thankful for! If not, you gon gain 30 pounds on thanksgiving If you get 10 back😮🤔🤑 you are one baddd turkey stuffer

hey bro can we chat

faggot

This guy,,,, what a guy! If you need someone to have sex with his right hand for 3 hours without stopping, this is your man. If you need someone to cry himself to sleep and slit his wrists, this is your man. However if you need someone who isnt a fat ginger ♥♥♥♥ goblin, this isnt your man.

autism is fun