Who doesn’t?

I WANT CHAINSAW HANDS

Congratulations you can now join Cyberstan.
Kind off...
Via the Cyberstan Online Group also known as COG. ʰᵃ ˢᵉᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ⁱ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ

-rep get Quasar'd toaster

Wait really? I never thought this far ahead so uh just like go to Cyberstan or something idk. Maybe kill a Helldiver for good measure.

yo, cyberstan looks pretty chill, can I like, join it or something?

Agreed.

Gar Kart

+rep chad cyberstan comrade

Nice try mate, I paid 8 bucks for the garf and im gonna keep the garf.

triple dog dare you to send me the garfield emoji

💪

+rep Garfield sex haver

-rep changed steam name

oh, ok

Oh yeah? Well... Gaellivare is a stupid planet anyway, we got Cyberstan, way better.

the only one who's getting destroyed is your army at Gaellivare right now

Mid-divers.
Get destroyed.

you whole civilisation is mid and is overshadowed with the Super-Earth's greatness

Is that the Helldiver tears Barrage?
Or is that the 500 kilograms of Helldiver cope?

It's all fun and jokes until the →↓↑↑←↓↓

Well, guess I gotta double down now🤷‍♂️

Moth wont be the only one upset at your HD2 review

😡

Dude thats disgusting why would you drink barf?

barf

I don't mind going over the legal limit

You have the maximum number of clowns I'm allowed to give you

I spread the good word of the garf so of course I will be back.

O my gosh you replied YET AGAIN on my profile 'bout GARFIELD CART WHAT BRO

yo sandakin can I have clown?

+rep, very loathsome indeed :)

-rep asks for clowns

@$ SVYATTOSS $ Deleting -reps while writing -reps on other peoples profiles?
Damn, aint that just something

HAHAHA WTF IS THAT WEEB ASS PROFILE xd
Go make another 8k points and running into the killer

- rep, tunneling and camping trash. Go die

Its the nermal agents you have to watch out

Okay, you wont believe this, but I was on the Elden Ring forums spreading the good word of Garf, and I got banned for 7 DAYS. Curse that wretched Nermal.

Alright, good. And im sorry for calling you a Nermal sympathizer.
ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵏᵉᵉᵖⁱⁿᵍ ᵃⁿ ᵉʸᵉ ᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵒ

That makes sense, I apologize. I have put shame upon my name and my ancestors are crying and gnashing their teeth with rage at my idiocy. Peace upon you.

Funny enough I have actually done all achievements TWICE because the first time I accidentally uploaded my cloud data instead of the local data on my PC so I had the achievements on my PC but none on my laptop but I didn't mind, because all that means is that i can do them AGAIN and I would HAPPILY do them over and over and over again because this game is so f*cking good.
A GIFT BY THE GARDF!

yeah bro get teh ♥♥♥♥ outta this legend profile bro like who are you

@setupwizard You dare question my deeds in the name of the garf?
I have played the game when I had no connection to the internet and thats when I have done all the achievements, the date on my achievements is mearly the time I had connection to the internet again and uploaded my progress to the steam cloud. You can see the same thing for some of my Carrion and It Steals achievements.
So get the F*CK OF MY PROFILE YOU NERMAL SYMPATHIZING VERMIN BEFORE I PRAY TO THE GARF TO SMITE YOU DOWN LIKE THE FILTH YOU ARE!

your gkfr achievements are fake

+rep has garfield kart

-rep tuneler bad killer toxic

Now that... That's dedication right there...

Im gonna win the gazillion dollars i can already see it in my visions🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰💵💵💵💵

Never stop GAMBLING!!! Your life is miserable? Keep GAMBLING! You want to commit suicide???? NOT BEFORE YOU HIT THE BIG BAG!!!! Your family hates you because of your gambling addiction? Doesn’t matter! Come back home with loads of cash and make them proud!! Go win, keep gambling!

F*CK,
CURSE YOU NERMAL!

Valve deleted my latest clown, sorry bro your minus 1 clown.