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The guy under me sucks massive ♥♥♥♥

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.

Ur willy is rubbish!

Are there g spots in the ear? Because cleaning it with a q tip is sooooo good. Most of the times I stick a q tip in there, it feels like I'm in heaven bro, like I'm having an orgasm. Feels like I'm gonna have an aural ejaculation. Honestly, someone should invent ear sex. It'll bring a whole new meaning to getting head. Like, imagine when you finish and warm liquid earwax starts oozing out and down your cheek. Going back to the q-tip, there's occasional times where I try to clean my ear and it hurts, and it feels like the hole in my ear tightened up. So now I'm wondering: is this how women can feel during sex? How their cooch sometimes opens up freely, but sometimes closes and doesn't wanna accept the ♥♥♥♥? Is it the same system?

I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai.
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So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he's my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn't know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in that's the vast majority of his web browsing.

Well I saw what he was talking about and what his problem was. His hard drive was full. Full of hentai. Now I have to talk to my grandfather about his porn habits and exolain that he's going to have to delete some of these videos now. Today is not going great.