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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
lamesauce chapter - twd map is weak, its the same thing as before with a "new" tile. It just looks a lottt like short wall jungle gyms... Everyone on twitter was excited about the potential for this and they blew it.

They brought speed clown going ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE PERCENT. survivors move 100%. WHY?
They somehow messed up streetwise and gave survivors infinite toolboxes and medkits
Party pallets are back and look exactly like regular pallets till they shatter just like your hopes of this chapter
You can go down by a vault and get a vault save AND get freaky fast vaults until you do so
The VAs of the new characters are just BHVR devs not even trying for the voices of the characters we were excited for
Chases don't start so killers like the pig can just follow you around and watch as your trap goes off in real time (she can do that crouched now too by the way even if this is fixed since she's 100% speed!)
Devs are insisting on the self unhook change for go next protection and now everybody just dc's or goes afk deliberately when they don't want to play anymore
Everybody had these issues on the PTB and the devs just let it go onto the main version

This update should be rolled back, it feels like prime skill merchant era again. I love this game but I get aggravated playing this right now. And of course as soon as this happens, we get the DC penalty back.

BHVR, what happened?
Posted 2 August. Last edited 2 August.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Review has GENERAL STATEMENTS about the game, will not spoil

First, good story, was bland at first but warmed up to it.

Next, I was very excited for this game, but does not live up to expectations after chapter 3 at all. Few jumpscares in the game, any critical moments in the game are buggy as hell to the point that completing each part is not scary, its infuriating.

I will not spoil anything but the final parts are so infuriating when any of your inputs clip right through the target. I was genuinely blown away by previous chapters, especially chapter 3 in how they struck genuine fear into me, but this one feels more like a fangame rpg fetch quest simulator. You're running around hoping you find the right place to go.

Chapter 3 had moments of genuine terror, where you see the monster and you're terrified, even without an explicit jumpscare. To put it bluntly, there is none of that in chapter 4.

It is hard to top chapter 3, but it feels like the direction did not even try with this one.
Posted 12 February. Last edited 12 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.0 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
portal 3 with lights and a funny narrator
Posted 10 April, 2024.
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24.2 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
I am now horrified of the ocean
Posted 13 July, 2023. Last edited 20 July, 2023.
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1.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Its a cute puzzle game that doesn't take too long.

It is about drawing a line from Start to End. It's a simple concept, but there's so much that has gone into it - would recommend.
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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2.0 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
This is such a cute game. It is easy to be deterred at first, but it is a ride through and through. It has great synergy between characters, great story, the fast and fun gameplay leaves you begging for more. Right now, its short and sweet, as there isn't a lot of content, but there's DLC coming soon, so I'm hyped for that and you should be too!
Posted 24 June, 2021.
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12.1 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
This is the most addictive fast-paced game I've ever played. Try the demo first, and if you like it, you'll love the rest of the game. It's challenging, but nothing I've seen so far is too difficult.
Posted 2 January, 2021.
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