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Recent reviews by Sevo Vegas

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26.9 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Mexican open-mic complete with heavy breathing, loud music, babies crying, a woman yelling in Spanish, and babies crying in the background all whilst doing everything BUT PTFOing.

Yea, I'm thinking we're back.
Posted 11 October.
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2 people found this review helpful
28.2 hrs on record
It amazes me how Borderlands is the only game series I can think of in which the games are consistently ♥♥♥♥ with amazing gameplay.

This nimrod really looked at a pizza in the oven and decided that since the cheese was melted on the top, it was ready to eat.

Randy Pitchford needs to share the same share the same prison cell Diddy's currently occupying. Maybe they can both show each other some "magic tricks" involving their anuses, while in the mean time, the real hard working dev team that actually cares actively fixes this catastrophe of a launch.
Posted 6 October.
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5.2 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Gentrified Marines II
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
104.5 hrs on record
N**ga simulator 2024.

One of the greatest games I've ever had the pleasure of playing as a JRPG and SMT fan (and no I'm not glazing, it's THAT good). If you love racism and discrimination BUY THIS GAME, this is YOUR GAME.
Posted 27 November, 2024. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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2.2 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Dis es zo frabbin gah! ea es frabbit

That's Simlish for 'This is so freaking good, EA is ♥♥♥♥♥♥'

You can tell this was made from a Korean dev, which isn't a bad thing at all, just has that distinct identity to it. Really great character editor I'd say that's almost on par with Black Desert Online's and Honey Select (iykyk wink wink). It's really graphically impressive, it reminds me of peak NVIDIA tech demo says showcasing Visionworks and their Super Sampling with pretty gyals.

There are some things I'd like to see in the final version like more points where you can edit ( hand or feet size, mouth angles, head size, and a few other body features.) and more hair options for black people (WE'RE SICK OF THE KILLMONGER HAIRCUT COTDAMNIT!). Also has slight optimization issues, with a couple instances of micro-stuttering and freezing on initial setup and loading screen and game seems to be pretty GPU-dependent but also make sure your RAM and CPU is good.

But we know this is gonna have the same amount of features or even more than the 800 dollars worth of booty sequestering DLC that Sims 4 has. Also for those who are turned off by Paralives' graphics, this will be your best bet for a more realistic alternative. This is definitely my dream game and a Sims killer if they can stick the landing.

Sul Sul! Glaba Gleen Aka Slash Teebe!
Posted 22 August, 2024.
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50.9 hrs on record (43.2 hrs at review time)
When I get the bubble guts now, my toilet experiences a Behemoth typhoon.
Posted 29 November, 2021.
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19.7 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
FINALLY! A difficulty option that perfectly suits me!
Posted 8 February, 2021. Last edited 9 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
In 2077 what makes someone a criminal..?

Getting *FUTA* C o c k
Posted 25 December, 2020. Last edited 25 December, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
86.9 hrs on record (52.1 hrs at review time)
31.6% of people have beaten Shadow Rise....74.3% of people have only gotten IZANAGI. That means 25% or 1/4 of players haven't gotten past the tutorial.

Don't be that guy. Don't let signs of love overshadow your dreams. Play the game.

Do it for Nanako.
Posted 4 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
27.7 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
Makes your IQ increase to a telephone number whilst also making you a r/relationship_advice guru....also makes me glad I'm an incel so I don't have to deal with this ♥♥♥♥....on second thought nevermind no it doesnt.
Posted 25 January, 2020.
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