Recent reviews by Bonjour

Satisfying ending for a great series, props to the team for keeping on working on this game, it turned out to be great at the end, even with all the Telltale ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Campaign mode aside, this game is stupid fun, thanks to the unlimited modding potential and custom servers it has.

Has an original and creative take on the overused Battle Royale mode and, at the time of this review, offers no ingame purchase thats gives a competitive advantage. Its pretty good, despite the buggy gameplay, the game crashing 2/3 of the time at random occasions and the unbalanced weapons and classes.

Just Yus

Basically SmashBros 2.0, but without the cool powerups and characters.

After the success of CounterStrike 1.6, here is : NoobKillingSimulator !
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The best simulator for killing nubs ! (then they will rage and try to kick you)
but no worries! Valve has officially fixed the problem so that the nubs are more nooby !!!
And there are alot of pretty cool items in NoobKillingSimulator but aren't cheap, but did you know that there is a way to get all of the items ?
1.Boot up NoobKillingSimulator
2.Join any server
3.Go to your local train station and steal the hat off the biggest, angriest and strongest man you have ever seen and
4.Get beaten within an inch of your life
5.Email the hospital receipt to gabenewell@valvesoftware.com
6. Then gabe will transfer a copy of each item into your account and not only that but he will arrive at your doorstep and give you a relaxing foot massage while you show off all of your items to everyone in the server ! Go ahead, give it a try !
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So go buy NoobKillingSimulator ! You wont regret it !

*opens fnaf*
Night 1:
12AM: This looks kewl
1AM: Phone Guy talking ♥♥♥♥, gonna mute the call
2AM: BONNIE MOVED! OH SHI!
3AM : Chica is at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ door !
4AM: At 20 %
5AM: NO FREDDY NO !
6AM: YUS MADE IT

Night 2:
12AM: okay the phone guy is back
1AM:Chica and Bonnie are on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ halls
2AM:Foxy opened the curtain
3AM:Bonnie is at the door
4AM: NO CHICA GTFO
5AM: NO POWER LEFT.DAMMIT!
5.59AM: ♥♥♥♥ YOU FREDDY GAAAAH!!

Night 2(again)
12AM: Okay, lets do this shiz
1AM: DARNIT BONNIE! GET OUT
2AM: FOXY IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUNIN AT ME
*swigitty widitty, im comin for da booty*
CLOSE TEH DOOOOOR!!!!
3AM: COME ON SO CLOSE
4AM: Where the ♥♥♥♥ is freddy fapbear
5AM: COME ON SO CLOSE
5:59: ♥♥♥♥ YOU CHICA!!!! NBOIUHDGJDUYGSBHSBHWSUJSNS
*ragequits the game forever*

BB entered the room,said hello with the voice of a squeaker in CS:GO and foxy jumped on me like a sexual predator.
11/10
Would steam share again

Fus-Ro-Dahed a troll of a mountain that landed on a bear
10/10

Manliness OVERLOAD!