Recent reviews by pyrgu

threw a molotov at a crying child 10/10

Before I played this i had a small penis, no girlfriend and no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good

I have played the game for nearly 800 hours, and man I am bad at it. But that doesn't keep me from playing, because it's awesome. I have read a lot of complaints about campers, so let me assure you, I am one of those campers. Hunt: Showdown allows for many a play style, like rushing in with a shotgun, duelling with pistols, or sniping from far away. There are at least a dozen weapons which allow a sniper playstyle, so don't complain about it. I have played computer games for nearly 40 years now, I'm 55, and I cannot (and would not want to) compete with the Fortnight Kiddies (like my sons...).
So I will continue playing, I will continue sniping, and I will desperately try to push my KD past 0.60 - a task of herculean dimensions.

Update: I have to correct myself - I'm not a camper, I'm a sniper. I run around, I follow the bounty carriers, I try to get into a favorable position, and then try to shoot them from a safe distance... but all the time I get shot by the campers. Damn those campers!
So now I'll change my tactics: I try to become a close combat killer. I'm fairly certain that this step will halve my already measly KD, but whatever, as long as it's fun...

best 1 dollar purchase lol

It's a quite faithful sequel when it comes to game mechanics (though you can't ride on balls or skateboards anymore) with lots of interesting characters to choose from. The story, however takes a back seat this time and doesn't make much sense. Admittedly, the writing was never a strong part of the franchise but the whole game decides to go meta in the style of Cabin in the Woods which would be fine if it was somehow lampshaded earlier.

When it initially released some (if not most) characters were broken and their moves were not exactly working as intended or not balanced enough. As of now many of the issues seem to have been fixed and the characters are playable and most of their moves are usable for the most part.

Crashes after the main menu, best Fatality I have ever seen.

At least you don't have to build an apartment complex to win in Apex.

lost my job, wife and kids but in the end I still think it was worth it.

And that son, is how I went to school every single day!

At least the uninstall button works