Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: he sets things on fire and he likes fat women. In fact, only the part about liking fat women is undisputed. Some believe his chubby-chasing nature may be an attempt to communicate through a mind obstructed by brainrot and attached to a frontal lobe ravaged by pure, unfiltered autism. Either way, he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man.