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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 10:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:10am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:11am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 2:17am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:08am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:36am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:26am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:11am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:05am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 11:05am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:51am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 3:51am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:44am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 5:20am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 11:00am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 11:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:04am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 11:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:27am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:49am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 10:10am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:27am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:44am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 5:19am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 1:05am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:14am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 1:47am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:03am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:50am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 5:21am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 3:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:13am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:31am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 4:27pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:31am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:59am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:42am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:05am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:02am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:39am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:17am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:59am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 11:53pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:11am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:07am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 6:14am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 11:05am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:06am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:21am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 6:16am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:02am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 2:03am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:59am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:22am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:21am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:59am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 5:31am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:01am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 4:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:57am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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