Old school!!!
"Listen up! This is a robbery! We'll harm no one! We're after the bank's money, not yours! Your money is ensured by the federal government! You're not gonna lose a dime, you hear? Don't try to be a hero. Now shut up and stay the ♥♥♥♥ down, and this will soon be over!"
10/10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' Bulldozer!