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absolute sh!tties... online is like playing a tumbleweed that wont buffer or better yet a hood tumble weed aka the plastic bag can do nothing but dunk, the next two copies are the same trash online (and off they actually just did the rosters and said SCREW US ON PC WE AT EAT B 00TY GAMES DONT GIVE A FRENCHMANS F ABOUT YA!)

playing on horizon with a friend on streams just to jostle E As jimmies smore and will be sure that it plays better than their f ing geriatric servers.

ciao loves

i'LL DESCRIBE WHAT I WANT ♥♥♥♥ YOU STEAM & GABEN

Excellent game (MODDED ONLY), I would play more when I find the time for it. Devs throw a lot at the community and they matrix and survive time and time again. I enjoy the harder custom servers and one day want to do some hard mode aka that darkness falls.

Again thanks to the community and the devs for trying to update this ALPHA title : 3

I've updated my review.

NEVER pay these derps almost 50 dollars. THE COMMUNITY is the only reason this game hasn't completely died. The fun pimps are an appropriate name for your devs because you have extorted the very community that kept this alive and money in your degenerate pockets. This is the longest running alpha that predates rust even.

It took you ELEVEN YEARS and its still a shaky alpha that looks like PS2 / PS3 graphics at best.

Now listen, I loved my time in this game but I didnt pay over 5 bucks for it. Its not worth over 15. You can barely play native because its grindy, boring, and not a challenge. Please do not reward these low effort PLEBS. This is whats wrong with the gaming industry. The Fun Pimps you are the cancer killing gaming. Feel free to respond and I will via text clown you way faster than you can develop anything functional in your brain to defend yourselves. I'm leaving comments on.

Go right ahead.

♥♥♥♥ yea I would recommend it.


Its free and like halo and portal had a sexy babies

My one critique is the cosmetics for the portals because it gives people who pay money for a skin the power to cover seeing through the portal entirely.

ABSOLUTE P O G

What a turd.

Generic game and half of my played hours were in a queue >this is when i was sub 60 50 hrs they surprisingly had got that under control 80 to 90% of the the server uptime but i had seen a return to brief queues before I left which was weird... (I thought the game was dying?)

I literally got to level 12 -14 and ran out of quests for my level. The game is a mining/ crafting sim where it is the only true path to leveling until 19 or 20 and the lack of utter progression anywhere besides mastering your weaponry is stagnating and unrewarding at best... (OK so you can main level up to 24ish - 50 though or 45 should be spent forgoing any main quest AT ALL for the best use of the xp so once youve got your azoth staff and orb thingy what have you (azoth amazon really.... WHY NOT BEZOS PESOS BRUH?) You then gotta hard stop and stash away the plot line and pve (aside from dungeons wow only good save nice amazon not like you got a bankroll or anything) so I hope you dont mind pve/ crafting to fill the void (didnt i mention side quests meant for other starting areas or mayyybe your level! and you gotta run there first long as tits theeen you can fast travel *capped @ 1k azoth so make sure you use it or you will lose it *groan* its a mfing currency man get a clue*
^So this seemed true but you could make money between selling to certain decent price buy orders, essentially helping to powerlevel cooking, armoring, while trying to scrape up xp off the town mission boards. Its not bad follow the main quests? kinda? IDK I went to 3 different zones for 25 to 50 legit kinda weavers fen but mostly butthole bleachwood idk the place west of weavers fen (there a little) and crap cutlass keys that everyone hated notably; i made a lot of money taxing people like a scum because they all do it on the outskirt economies or hubs that no one populates regularly.

Idk, apparently you're supposed to aimlessly wonder around this huge map and collect player kills (not necessarily rewarding or encouraged), hunt nodes, and just pretend you're questing to get some items to reward yourself with from the same identical crates EVERWHERE until you get to maybe see more content?

Re-skinned enemies, recycled enemy NPC's when will they learn.


Absolutely average garbaggio and I should have known better.

Most of the builds suck compared to a centrally agreed upon OP nonsense so get your cookie cutters out folks. Creativity is probably not going to be your friend as you will have to split your stats too much to achieve stated bonuses & be as strong as possible because the difference between the hybrid or a purist is too vast to justify.

(went from fire axe to life spear and back to spear hatchet b/c i hear bow is trash PVP at least I can throw things but how long until they break berserk to somewhat patch this "fluid" game idea)

The non moderation in chat is a bonus and negative; hey i met some dope people but I never report anyone unless they are a chomo and a legit groomer was going off for the first couple nights.

I'm not even a proponent of reporting people but I made an exception in this case.


Honestly, I will give it a re-review and invest some more hours at some point
(IF I can even get on to do so, meh you could do a lot better with your free time like masturbate in a glass jar full of nails or kick it up a notch with some sounding)

To end my current review here's a perfectly encapsulating quote of a quote from another review

"If you have played a MMO before you've played New World"
(LeL Poo World)

Essentially this game makes NMS look like a complete 100 dollar product and star citizen also seems appealing now after playing it.


Updated Review :

I quit 3 weeks maybe 4 ago uninstalled this turd, flushed it, and wont be looking back unless serious QOL needs were met, maybe...

They nerfed fishing even harder for the sake of gold farmers they cant seem to get a creative nut together to make a check and balance for. Pretty top tier downs tbqh fishing was the BEST part of this game by far.

Wish I could check the box below to save the sting of the fact I got finessed out of this 40 dollars that would have been put to work elsewhere. We will never get an answer from new world @ amazon they got our money we got worked hard GG no re.

I haven't played very much but the tutorial gives you good linear progression earlier on with a nice course in repairing and piloting your ship but first survival of course. I'll have to play more and update my review but from what I hear NMS is much more complete than it is. Essentially they've got missions for you and your friends, more in depth exploring, sick procedural generated space voyaging but delivered correctly.

Like I said I'll play more and be able to discern the list prices worth since I got it on sale but don't let it dimish the value and have you miss out because they deliver regular updates; not that you can truly "miss out" as long as the game is still actively supported.

Honestly, for a game out this long that I just played and still seems a bit off cmon its not alpha/EA anymore but still feels like beta and oh boy is it a game for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ beta's.

A preview of your first experiences: A bunch of sweaty knuckle dragging 9 year olds with their HARD R's locked and loaded will beat you with rocks foaming at the neck with their voice changed stammers and the pure amount of puberty frying & firin' them neurons declaring themselves the "ultimate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥".

Essentially get good, creep and farm ♥♥♥♥ I guess to be the king lemming of the lemocracy and dont forget to Gatorade water your crops under the wise council of Prez Dwayne Mondo Elizabeth Johnson.

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CS 2 REVIEW


GOOD JOB GAYBEN, BAN ALL MY FRIENDS WHO PLAY LEGIT BUT LEAVE THE ACTUALLY HACKERS EAT A BAG OF SARS INFESTED DONGERS YOU SH1TLORD


You slide around (best part), cant spray hardly on native servers (try the community xplay servers they POO on valve servers HER DUR SUB TICK 64 (FAILURE), hit boxes are off, registration is lacking, a lot of my friends have seriously SLOWED their playtime and this is one of the first failing months I've seen for CS in the last decade or a little less and this is A BRAND NEW DROP, they got rid of left-handed models, standard maps missing, arms race, & retakes without releasing them on release...


Had you released an actual game and not just 30 gb's of makeup you might have driven value up....



If you want to SUPPORT actual COUNTER STRIKE and the REAL HEART of this game of 20+ years and are community that they used to sell the product off of nostalgia and idk... TAKING ALL THE CS GO REVIEWS AND APPLYING IT to said PRODUCT (you scum... really)
Go play 1.6; you can scrim and it STILL WORKS


Quick update : I finally get the game updated with some new content (arms race, case, and zeus skin) and it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to play any game mode without getting bukkake'd by a gang of ghosts (horrid stutter and sliding for 5 seconds straight)

GG WP vavle I guess my skins will be a nice flip later

Hopefully faceit will let me refund on the basis that volvo destroyed my ability to play the now apparently slightly or significantly better game because I happen to have an AMD card or something