This isn’t just a cheetah running… it’s a reminder of what happens when you unlock your true potential.
If that gave you chills, you belong here.

I love this kid. Introduced himself, no small talk, no unneccesary yapping around how big of a fan he is, nothing. Bro got straight to the point.

During the terrorist attack of 26/11 in Mumbai India. My dad was supposed to be meeting a client at Leopold Cafe at the exact same time, when the terrorist invaded. However, my mom made an error in the lunch box, and that gave him Diarrhoea. So, he had to come back home early.

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man pp at 10:47 AM on tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have a gasm.

An ex once called me at 3:00am crying, she said her stomach hurt and that she couldn’t move without it hurting. I drove over to her place, let myself in and tried to comfort her as I asked her what she was feeling, I told her it was gas and that she should lay on her left side until it passes. After a couple of hours she mustered the strength to get to the restroom and I heard the loudest most bombastic fart ever followed by a yell of relief and then laughter. Good times

I had "a friend" that was a drug dealer and they had a criminal lawyer on retainer. It was actually really helpful 😅