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The Ol' Saddle 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm 
Once there were 3 animals that lived on a farm a pig, a chicken and a horse.

One day these animals heard a sound coming from the house.

It was music.

The animals listened and became more interested in it.

A few days later the chicken decided he wanted to learn more about music, so he contacted a local music teacher in the area.

This music teacher was known as one of the best to ever exist, so he accepted the challenge of teaching the chicken how to play the bass.

A few days later the chicken went to the farm to show his friends his new talent.

The Pig was amazed and decided to contact the same teacher, the teacher said to the pig "If I managed to teach your friend then I can teach you the drums".

Later that week the pig decides to show her friends her new talent, and so the pig and chicken began to play together.

Wanting to join in the horse also reached out to the same teacher, the teacher said "If i can teach your friends then I can teach you guitar".

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The Ol' Saddle 22 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32pm 
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So the horse shows his friends his new talent and they join in, from that moment the friends formed a band and played together every day at the farm.

A few months later a big name producer was driving past the farm when he heard a band.

He pulls into the farm to investigate

He notices the animals all playing together ans is amazed, so he offers them a deal.

The animals accept and over the next few months start to play at small gigs across town.

They become huge and start selling out shows, its time for them to start performing on the big stages

The band manage to sell out Wembley, so they all get on the plane to fly and they take off

Unfortunately the plane experiences some bad turbulence and crashes, nobody survives apart from the horse

The horse grieves for his friends and has difficulty coming to terms with whats happened so he decides to go for a drink to try and help

As he walked into the bar the bartender looks at him and says

"Why the long face?"
bigbonkk 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21pm 
this guy farted so hard he burnt a hole in his gaming chair it kinda scared me