Recent reviews by Sourface

I love when I'm listening to the Lion King soundtrack at night while sleeping. And suddenly at 3 AM in the morning I hear AHHH ZEE-WANG-YAH! ZIGGA ZEE ZIGGA BAH BAH!!!

Can you dig it, sucka?

I downloaded Half-Life. Where is the other half?

Ms. Pac-Man does everything Pac-Man can do except while wearing a bow and gracefully—she's the pixelated Ginger Rogers to Fred Astaire.

Would suck having a Bar Code tattooed on the back of your head. Setting off the produce scanner at the grocery store and alerting the guards.

"I hated her so much that... flames. Flaaaaames. On the side of my face."

Stuff a hamster into a microwave! This game lets you do it! SOLD!

The book was better.

DOOOOOM, baby! Blow off a demon's head with a shotgun! And that's the story of Jesus!