Recent reviews by Purple Mackerel

Getting scared by loaves of bread has really taken its toll on me.

I now cannot make toast in the morning for breakfast without going into cardiac arrest.

Amazing game 11/10

Lose the Deposit for the Mortgage Simulator 2018 is a great game which really does what it says on the tin. I can really feel my character losing their life saving with every hand. My character doesn't have anywhere to live anymore, and they had to sell one of their kidneys and both of their daughters due to the debt they racked up, but due to their crippling gambling addiction they cannot seem to stop.

I, however, have not gone down this route in real life and my budgeting skills have improved immensely as a result of not following by my character's example.

11/10

Feel Bad About Every Decision You Make Simulator 2008 is a fantastic game in which you are given the choice between different actions at various points in the storyline. Regardless of the decision you make, all other characters will attempt to make you feel horrible about your decision and you will desparately try to convince yourself that you made the right choice but to no avail.

My self-confidence has increased immensely.

11/10

Heheh.

It's like eating a really good baguette.

Like REALLY good.

Although sometimes someone throws the baguette off a cliff.

It's fine though.

Half of my playtime is waiting for the launcher to update the game.

11/10.

Betrayal Simulator 2017 is a great game. It perfectly depicts situations of disloyalty throughout each and every game that you will play, with allies completely turning on you! My personal favourite part of the game is when your turned "allies" start to wipe out your entire armies that have taken all game to build up. That's so fun.

11/10.

I would really like to see a pro scene for this game.

A pig brutally murdering a pack of wolves? Pretty good use of a farm animal to me.

Chicken Simulator : Global Offensive is a great game. It allows you to admire all the chickens you want to, and the developers also release seasonal events which give the chickens outifts. You can make the chickens follow you too, which is a delightful addition. I've had hours of fun following chickens, chasing chickens, scaring chickens and looking at chickens with this game.

There's also this weird mode which gives you guns and stuff, but I haven't tried it out yet.