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459.2 hrs on record (379.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pokemon with guns! Not really, but that's what people say. I prefer to say "Hey Nintendo, you just trying to protect your IP? Well I pee on your IP then I will emulate all of your games and stream them on Twitch while I make money off your back and make sure you don't get a damn dime!" After becoming a millionaire from pirate Nintendo games I will then teach classes on the easiest way to emulate all of your games, then while I claim my award for best millionaire I will thank Palworld for making such an incredible game while I literally drop my pants and take a ♥♥♥♥ on whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ console Nintendo has prematurely released at that time. I can't wait for the day Nintendo shoves their tail between their legs and begs to let them port Palworld to the underpowered console they release. Nintendo has shamed themselves and all the corporate fat cats getting rich and putting out junk games that no one wants.

Ok, for real now. This is a light survival game with an emphases on base building and production, borrowing from several genres really. Very pleasing art style, the combat feels pretty good, very nice assortment of weapons. Most of the bugs I have come across have been fixed with updates, which seem to come out fairly frequently. Good job Pocket Pair! This is quite a fantastic game!
Posted 6 January.
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8.9 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
From the ashes of depravity, rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?
Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! the additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes were ever etched in stone for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved. Has itself been transmuted offering a message of hope to those that ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption, you may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before. If there is any message t taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this... What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that as a community - as a world, there is time for us to become our greatest selves as great as we ever could dream of in our wildest most ambitious visions for a brighter future.
Posted 27 April, 2022.
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64.6 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
I've passed on every other of these type of games, but for some reason this one drew me on. I REGRET NOTHING!
Posted 29 November, 2020.
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