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0.3 hrs on record
The online multiplayer is a joke. Everyone but the host has no impact besides voting on what to do. Remember Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and giving the second controller to Tails? He can't die. His coins just go to Sonic, you constantly go off screen and die. Well this is 10x as pointless as playing as Tails. What's funny is they have local actual-co-op, they have "online multiplayer" - how hard would it have been to actually make it playable? I am demanding a refund and will never play any of the devs games. This is completely unacceptable and a scam.
Posted 29 June.
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0.5 hrs on record
i just wanted to be able to remap the controls. that's all... another reason why less-than-legal emulation is always better.

well, i tried to support you, Capcom. i tried harder than you did on this project.
Posted 16 June.
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154.9 hrs on record (87.3 hrs at review time)
this is one of my favorite games, but it won't stop crashing even with mods to prevent it. on top of that i just lost an hour and a half's progress due to save file corruption.

fix your game, bethesda, stop being cheap and lazy. i know they'll never fix it, and my negative review won't ever change.
Posted 23 April.
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11.9 hrs on record
as a redditor, i feel uniquely qualified to talk about the police in this country. i don't think i was wrong to assume this game would be an asymmetrical pvp game where you chase down suspects, beat them up and publicly execute minorities. but the game is nothing like that at all! it's 95% writing tickets and making the roads safer. i tried tazing a suspect and i lost points, even though i racially profiled him! -glug, glug-, sorry i had to take a Soylent break because i was getting so mad.

i just don't understand who this game is for? i thought this was a simulation of what it's like to be actually be a cop, yet 99.9% of the NPCs don't run in fear at the sight of me.
Posted 28 May, 2023. Last edited 28 May, 2023.
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43 people found this review helpful
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55.0 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
honestly, this game from 2016 is 2023's GOTY main contender at this point. we'll see after Hades 2 drops.

it's endlessly fun, entertaining and surprising. the gameplay could be tighter and your characters get too tired easily, but overall this is a hidden gem. thanks, Cory.

update: after playing for 20 hours and beating the game several times, i've learned to control the AI teammates to be aggressive/run/defense and shoot/melee at the right times, and the gameplay feels better and characters get less tired. but just realize the combat is pretty basic and that's not why this game is so fun.

i'm addicted. this will forever be one of my favorite games. the music is really good, too. there's lots of other game modes, wacky characters, scenarios and RNG to make this nearly infinitely replayable.

update 2: i've played for 48 hours now and i still love this game and would say that i'm addicted. i'm enjoying the create a character mode, but i do wish it had more customization. i created a bunch of King of the Hill characters, and it's fun to do 4 Jerks Mode with Hank, Dale, Bill and Boomhauer. i did the same withe L4D1 and L4D2 characters. i just traded in Rochelle for Bart Simpson, and somehow Nick being rude to a trader made Bart really buff - and i dunno why that happened, but it did, and it was fun.

10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp0a12axMUA
Posted 13 April, 2023. Last edited 23 April, 2023.
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3.0 hrs on record
fantasy l4d2 clone. and just like every other l4d2 clone it lacks in every department compared to l4d2 besides cosmetics. it's just not fun and a total chore to play. the game tries to hook you with loot crates and endless grinding to get 2% stronger.
Posted 9 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
18.6 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
cringe
Posted 28 July, 2022. Last edited 6 October, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
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3.9 hrs on record
eww, why is this in my library? still waiting on the update that gives survivors gameplay. all they do is run around like mice and "do gens". what that means is you find a generator and hit space on time in a quick-time event. this is probably more exciting than the rest of the gameplay, tbh. just run away from the killer and try to extend the distance between you and him/her by cutting corners 0.1% more efficiently, or maybe flipping a conveniently placed wooden pallet.

if you like the idea of video games, but don't like playing them, and love cheap pop culture references, then you'll love this game!
Posted 22 July, 2022. Last edited 22 July, 2022.
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34.6 hrs on record
game's actually good, don't listen to the normies. story's weird for the sake of being weird and symbolic... well it is kojima... but this is an actually unique game in an age where AAA games are all homogeneous and share the same controls.
Posted 22 July, 2022.
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45.8 hrs on record
masterpiece
Posted 22 July, 2022.
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