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|⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TOP PRIORITY FOR IMMEDIATE BROADCAST - Issued at 4:29AM SAST
|⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀26 January, Second Year Of The Long War
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⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀Do you honestly think you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny? Seriously. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly little set
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀of *unts mate and if I ever see you lot I'm going to slit your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ faces wide open
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀yeah. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry little set of ayys. Wha- I'll tell you what you futbull
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀little *unt, you're boring and you're definitely not from outer space at all. So go
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀**** yourself. Go and cra- [FURTHER EXPLETIVES REDACTED]. [1]
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⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀Keep sending your little terror ships to Brazil month after month, we know who
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀will win this bloody war. Jake Solomon ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ programmed you to lose.
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀You hear me? LOSE. I'll shoot down all your small little ugly weak pathetic
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀alien scouts and destroyers because you have no resources. You think I'm
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀kidding but after facing five ****ing Cyber****s on a single mission and
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀30 aliens on a destroyed scout mission, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ finished mate.
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⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀AND STOP THROWING GRENADES YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAVY FLOATERS

⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀ North America, I'm coming for you.

⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀YOUR DEATH WARRANT ALIENS.

⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀Signed,
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀XCOM Africa Commander
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀Dr Raymond Shen
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀Dr Moira Vahlen
⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀ Central Officer John Bradford

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⟩⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀|⠀⠀[1] Reference.