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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 12:38am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 3:06am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:54am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 9:15pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 4:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:39am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 12:14am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 5:04am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:46pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:53am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 12:10am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 12:50am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 9:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 1:42am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 5:37am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:06am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 5:21am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 12:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:59am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:25am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 12:29am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:42am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:45am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:02am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 2:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:51am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:15am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:45am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 12:32am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:31am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 9:41pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 12:09am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 2:33am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 5:33am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 2:26am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 3:06am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 6:47am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:21pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:22am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 3:01am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:49am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:38pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:08am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:47am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:54am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:46am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:52am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:12am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 5:53am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:32am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:56pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:58pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 5:44am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:37am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:37am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:54am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:04pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 12:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:06am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 5:23am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:22am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 7:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 6:45pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:37pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:08pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:16am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:51pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 1:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:40pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:34am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 1:10am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 4:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:45am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:16am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:45am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:29pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 5:30am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:28pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:23am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:50pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:55am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:10pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:03am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:34am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:17am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 5:13am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:40am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:24am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 8:57pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 5:15am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:29am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:09am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:00pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2024 @ 4:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:06am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 5:46am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:47pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 3:58am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:38pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 1:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:10am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:04pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:24am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:58pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:53am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:45pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 6:32am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:06am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 3:31am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 6:46am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 8:22am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 4:19am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 6:46am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 9:01pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 7:58am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 2:09am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 2:44am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:46am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 8:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 3:31am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:33pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 5:58am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 3:14am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 9:45pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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