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you city fellas are always making fun of the way a man talks huh? you've got 5 seconds to get out of my range before I ventilate you boy. and leave that brass behind unless you want another $15 in range fees.

ahoy

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Update from December 4th, 2016, 4:28 am: I have located the point of no return

dassy wassy ....

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um hey 😳

I am still dealing with heath issues after taking on 6 cops in Germany who were trying to take my 12year old girl away & and sell her I got beaten unconscious & still have brain damage, We kidnapped her but got stopped at the border but we had a court order in place to keep her from ever going to germany! but the Nazi kidnapped back while we were dealing with the ####ing canada government who did nothing! Ukraine did offer armed troops to invade solavakia and rescue her after they heard Canada is still trying to screw my family over OPP came to offer death threats a few week back! the only plus I get to move to Ukraine and play with heavy weapons & can put all of Bavaria into lock down with just a phone as according to them I the most dangerous who ever lived

Uhm, hey >.>

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Listen, for the last ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, I pay rent here. PLEASE take the 13 locks off the door. I'm late to work almost every day. It's hard to breathe in here.

haaay

me not that kind of orc

dude stop penetrating my dog

Hey, can you turn the thermostat down? It's really hot in your basement. Thanks dude.

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play trp from dandy

What do you think an orks pits smell like

Takes it upon themself to help others that need it.

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Happy holiddays

i need helpies

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happy REAL thanksgiving.... idiot........

You feel that? That was a dislike, on YOUR Steam profile. Do you realize how many times a year I dislike a profile? 0. That's how much you RUINED my RolePlay. First, you expose my ERP, Second, you start to post logs in Global OOC, and Third, you made me an OUTCAST! What the ♥♥♥♥ dude. This is outrageous. You just got disliked. Good luck getting rid of THAT on your record ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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Just make sure you put your balls in her anus when youre doing it from the back. We like to call that one the "Flint Michigan".

Listen chick... i have sworn myself to you now i have to life with it. I can't help myself that i am a pervy knight and you a chruch member.... i wish it was not like it but it is ...like it. And whatever you command me i do. I am yours only yours.. And if you want to make me happy be a lewd girl then everything is good for me..

I've left a nasty ona with ♥♥♥ for like 2 days, it seemed fine and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it again, I didn't clean it and left it the same again for another 2/3 days or so, and when I sticked my finger in it there was green/grey ♥♥♥♥ inside, I cleaned it and still use it after 3 years or so no yeast on my junk.

But well I'm dirty as ♥♥♥♥, up to you.

Showed me his ♥♥♥♥ after only knowing for roughly ten minutes. Was pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ confused, to be honest. Like, seriously, a complete stranger on the internet, and you want to start sending me ♥♥♥♥ pics? What's the deal with that, bro? Sexuality, more like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Don't contact either me, or my son, ever again. Queer.

This guy takes showers with his socks on.

Strange, I recall that episodes seemed much more longer than this one, and to think that I happened to watch it exactly after the new year (2018), just done with the counting, and here I am, one of y new year's resolutions was to watch most of anime on my to-watch-list, I've been really slacking off of them lately,
Have I even expressed how much I love the sound of “Umaruuuuu-uuu” they say whenever Umaru gets serious? yea man, that's gotta be something exclusive to this very show. Incase you guys didn't notice, there is an extra part of the episode that comes after the credits roll, and I guess that was kind if bitter-sweet for this type of show, it really made the earlier part with work much more relatable, when your heart can't speak for what it wants, you really gonna pay the price of loneliness, and it hurts, a very common topic, and I like this sudden change in the atmosphere of the show.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I like DEATH GRIPS. Yeah, I found them on /mu/. YES, I am noided. Yeah, I do girl things while listening to DEATH GRIPS. Don't like it? Too bad. I'll wear my DG shirt tucked into my skirt and stomp on you with my glitter heels.

horrible player that have low oxygen in brain so bad

+rep great goblin ERP

Each of her toes is like a blood diamond. Precious, yet deadly. Her feet yield more power than most nuclear power plants yet they are even deadlier. Men would kill for these feet and these feet would kill most men indeed. Foot fetish is not a fetish, it's a way of life. Most foot fetishists are also philosophers, understanding the way of life.