Pteradactyls are the master race. They invented everything worthy of being awsome, including Jell-o, gravity, and happiness, just to name a few. So now that you see their awsomeness, you must give your unyeilding gratitude to them. You can do this by joining the Ptera corps, for the great dinosuar war has begun, and we must destroy the triceratops. They suck. Like, suck majorly, 'cause they invented everything not awsome, like jellyfish, cancer, and (worst of all) jellyfishes that have cancer.

and i have black hair.