🥒🎁🐠🎽📀💃🎍🕺👔💗
Here's Some Haiku for You...
🚕🥒📒🎽🔋🌋🥗🌽💄🌏
» hunt chairs to luggage ☎
» when papers hunt to loiter ♀
» because flowers take ✬
👹🎍💎😺🍖👑💚📘💄🐊
» work chairs to luggage ✈
» when princes work to plunder ❖
» because elbows love ✶
🍧🐝📗💙⚡🌂⛳🚗🥞🍇
» under the clothing, ✏
» Germany and Panda love. ∞
» Brazil starts playing. ✳
🍆🏀🐛👳🚙🌸👃🎫💛🌳

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After a good game in Dota 2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Dota 2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Dota 2 party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Ѕєаȿŏƞȿ Ǥʀɘɘŧїƞɢʂ
May this Ͼнʀїȿᵵɱаȿ be filled with Joy, Love, Happiness and Peace!
Wishing you and your family A ɱєʀʀƴ ɱєʀʀƴ Ͼнʀїȿᵵɱаȿ!

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