Recent reviews by PTRHWK

GOATgeta 4 til death

I won't say some of the complaints aren't valid, but they're understandable for the unprecedented success of this game. The servers are slammed for a reason, the game's worth it.

Don't let a measly queue keep you from earning your citizenship, civilian.

Schizophrenia simulator

I've bought the original, rebirth on ps4, afterbirth on switch, and here I am on PC. Stay away, for your own health.

This certainly scratches the Left 4 Dead itch, but the maps can feel a bit repetitive since they're all in the same general area, and the special infected are boring and hard to differentiate. Still worth a buy on sale.

I bought VR thinking that I would feel like a spy, a warrior, or a one man army in the realest sense available with modern consumer hardware. But, in the end, I'm just a dancer. And that's all I need.

I intend to set up a gofundme so I can buy a lifetime supply of Depends and meal replacement bars and transition as fully into virtual reality as my weak human body will allow.

I've been waiting for this game since I was in middle school, and TaleWorlds has made it feel like I'm there all over again.

1/10 middle school ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blew

Licked a puddle of old rum off a counter. Argued about Fascism with my subconscious. Gave drugs to a child.
GOTY

Possibly my favorite metal gear, but MGS3 and Rising are still strong contenders. Play all of them ASAP.