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ram in swap (except in a select few situations). The performance of the system
becomes so abysmal you'd rather heat pins under your toenails while reciting
Windows95 source code and staring at porn flicks of Bob Dole than actually try
to type something.
-- seen on c.o.l.development.system, about the size of the swap space
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Tooth #1: I claim this mouth in the name of incisor!
Tooth #2: Not so fast!
Tooth #1: Ah, bicuspid, we meet again. En garde!
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"Millennium hand and shrimp."
(Hogfather)
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If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Hoping to goodness is not theologically sound. - Peanuts
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Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.
-- Mary Poppins
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