Liquid made of paraffin and kerosene used as fuel to sustain a small controlled fire placed on string suspended in solid wax, a weaving of fibres sown together to create a strong material, a device that contains certain powders that create large explosions once ignited? Because of your presence, I infer that you may request that you want possession of at least one of these store items so I inquire that you want this. Fortunately, I am willing to give these to you on the basis that you have possess the monetary requirements to purchase my stock.

I formally apologise to you, Link, that I am unable to give you any of the items in my store because you do not meet any requirements to purchase my stock and that I cannot make any exceptions. I simply ask that you shall only return to this establishment once you meet the necessary monetary requirements and have considerable wealth if you want to possess any of the items in my store