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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 11:24am

Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 11:28am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 11:28am

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2021 @ 11:40am

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 3:45am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2021 @ 3:41am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm



Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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