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-- J.K. Galbraith
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We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
😘
All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car,
a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog.
Definitely a dog.
😚
Pascal Users:
The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly.
🤕
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.
🤥
Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
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I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store,
could I?
-- Homer Simpson
Life on the Fast Lane
😫
The best prophet of the future is the past.
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Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing.
-- H.S. Thompson
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ELE ESTA NO PAIS DAS SALSICHAS PROVAVELMENTE A COMER UMAS QUANTAS,LOL.
O OBJETIVO DELE ERA METER 10 NA BOCA AO MESMO TEMPO
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