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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
39.8 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
Have you ever been browsing the Steam store for a fun multiplayer game that you can set up with your friends without any trouble at all? Have you ever had trouble finding such a game? Well, this is most likely the game for you. I (currently living in Japan) have no trouble, lag problems, etc whatsoever playing with friends from Germany, Sweden, Denmark.. From the second you buy it, you could literally be in a multiplayer lobby in 5 minutes playing with friends or random people from all over the world.

If there are any downsides to the game, it would be that it's not very fun to play by yourself (you can find servers made by random people, but they usually rage-quit if you're too good). And also maybe that it takes maybe an hour to get all the fine motor-skills necessary. Beginners who have not achieved this will likely find it less fun if they play with someone who actually knows what they're doing (still hilarious if all the players are noobs though!)
Posted 21 December, 2016.
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3,797.1 hrs on record (1,273.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Nominated for "Villain most in need of a hug" award, because some of the people spending their days shooting each other while screaming their lungs out trying to find mistakes in anything and everything really do need a hug.

it's also a pretty good game
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,160.1 hrs on record (637.1 hrs at review time)
This game is harder to put down than that illegimate son of your only child and daughter who has ran away with her lover to another kingdom. You have no idea how many times times I've pulled up the Steam Overlay to look at the time, shrugged and said "heck, I'll stop playing after I end this war", only to keep on going for hours and hours.

It's addictive, it's super-fun and I love it.
Posted 27 November, 2016. Last edited 27 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
36.2 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There's nothing fricking casual about this game
Posted 11 August, 2016.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
So I got this product bundled with the main game and a few other DLC when I first got CK2, so it wasn't really a conscious decision of me to get just this DLC. It really doesn't do anything but give the african troops a distinctive skin. If you're really into that, then okay, but as for myself I can say I would never pay even a cent for this.
Posted 11 July, 2016. Last edited 11 July, 2016.
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37 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.2 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Story-wise, it's nothing special. The story is well-written, funny at times, but ultimately nothing that will win any prizes.
Action-wise, it's nothing special. Combat systems and skill trees reminiscient of soo many other games of the same kind.
Visuals are not really anything special either. Everything is cute and well-made, like in so many other games of the same kind.

But you know what? It's engaging, it's fast-paced, it's completely glitch-free and smooth, and most importantly it supports multiplayer through Steam. It's both a relaxing and fast-paced Action RPG that I can definitely recommend that you enjoy with a friend or two. Not to mention it is still in Early Access, which means there's lots of content to still come.

So far, this game is extremely well-made and polished, and definitely something you can sink some time into, alone or not; though the multiplayer aspect was ultimately what made me buy it. I haven't tried the arcade mode yet, but I already feel I've seen enough of this game to recommend it dearly.
Posted 22 November, 2015.
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1.2 hrs on record
Quite different from To the Moon; and the difference actually had me hesitating during the first few minutes of gameplay. Soon enough though, I was pulled into another amazing story about a boy who one day encounters a wounded bird...

There is no dialogue in this game; which I at times felt limited the interaction. Both a rich story and humor is brought by "merely" the visuals and sounds; and what a story it is!

The game is a bit short, took me around an hour and 20 minutes to complete. It's still an extremely emotional experience, which I duly recommend. This is also supposedly the prequel to the next installment in the franchise "Finding Paradise", which I will most definitely get when it releases after playing this.

One thing is for sure; this is a story that could not be told with such constructions as words!
Posted 10 November, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Do NOT buy this game for PC! It is the worst game I have ever played in my life. And I have played HOARD and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dino D-Day!

If you have nothing better to spend your money on than this, then you should probably reconsider your whole lifestyle.
Posted 24 March, 2014.
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