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Happy New Year !
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/つ🍪 о, или печеньку?
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/つ❤ хм, может... Моё сердечко?
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O❤O да, думаю, то что надо.
It was a nice day.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
-- Calvin
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Miss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire?
Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100.
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Rune's Rule:
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
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Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by prescription!!
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Many people are unenthusiastic about their work.
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It looked like something resembling white marble, which was
probably what it was: something resembling white marble.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
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Revolution, n.:
A form of government abroad.
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Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
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My mother drinks to forget she drinks.
-- Crazy Jimmy
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