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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 9:45am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 11:04am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:19am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 9:14am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:18am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:02am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:20am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:11am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:44pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:48am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:50pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 1:56pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:05am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:42am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:58am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:20am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:45am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:33am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 1:54pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 1:26pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:18am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 6:48am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:48am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:33am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 9:59am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:38am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 10:41am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 10:42am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 11:24am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 11:19am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:53pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 11:11am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:03am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:34am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 5:43am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:21pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 1:51pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 2:01pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 11:10am



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.