Recent reviews by Goodly Iguana

I like tower defense games.

Yep, those are baloons / 10

The ultimate pixel profiling simulator on the market

Beat it, cop / 10

I've never flip flopped between feeling claustrophobic and agorophobic so hard in a game. When stuck in a submarine with hostile zombie-infection parasite hosts, aliens, and pirates. Realizing the only way out is the deep DEEP pitch black darkness of a watery abyss the only way out is welding the doors shut and hoping the fires don't spread to you before they get in.

Why did we ever come to this planet / 10

Try to get behind the enemy while they try to get behind you while frames drop simulator
Not my kind of game so already biased / 10

What a nice redemption

The game is actually pretty fun now / 10

The start is the hardest, with dips in difficulty once you figure out the armor system and resistances. Artwork is beautiful, combat is fun and not overly complicated, story is basic but works.. Is a fun game.

Geralt of Rivia is the narrator / 10

Its alright. My refund was because the game isn't consistently responsive to input. Will be mashing my left click and character will think, 'Mmm.... Maaaaaybe....' That's the deal breaker for me and my monke brain.

If push button, thing not happen, feel bad chemical release into monke brain.

'Its fine' / 10

If orcs must die, does that make this genocide-simulator 3 ?

Barricades OP / 10

Zombies are called Freaks, but the only things freaky about this is how good it is.

PC Game of the year is a 2 year old console game / 10

Dislike if yer bad at gamez.

Gotem / 10