Goodly Iguana 最近的评测

Fun powers and looks pretty. Way way improved since the demo and the servers are stable as of now.
Felt the need to update after 50 more hours. Happy to say game is more than playable, and hella fun.

Game of the year?/10

"The ancient philosopher lao tzu once said the best man is like water. Water is good, it benefits all things and does not compete with them. It dwels in lowly places. Get ready, take out your notebooks. Because today you just might learn a ninja lesson. The way to tranquility is through self mastery. We'll train in the art of ninja discipline, and what better way to train this virtue than through goat fighting. To master goats is to master one's self. To master one's self is to be in the zen. To bleed from the head is dangerous. It may have lasting medical side effects, including and not limited to: embarrasment. While you fed your appetite in worldly pleasures, I toiled and like a phoenix I rose out of the ashes. And in my weakness, I grew strong, and I became a warrior. I collected myself, literally, and rose from the ashes. And in my feeble state, I learned to trust the way of the eternal dow. For the way of the eternal dow is like a cup. It is bottomless, and it has no end. I am full, and I contain nations, but on the way to strength can lead to arrogance. The five colors cause ones eyes to be blind. The five tones cause ones ears to be deaf. And getting punched in the face five times might eff up your day. But that won't stop me from taking all the stuff off your body and sell it at a bar nearby. Like a racoon, I steal things. And like a turtle, I carry a lot on my back." - Ambiguousamphibian

This game is amazing / 10

I'm not sure how this is supposed to be balanced. This game is just bad.

Shovelware / 10

For a very specific experience. The actual gameplay is clearly the afterthought and excessively grindy.
Cyoot animoo gorls are all modeled after gaming consoles, and i'd rather just read it as a visual novel than a game.

Its just a nep bro / 10

Performance is still butts, and not good butts. Like, old wrinkly paranormal tarkov butts. Cheaters are still a issue from what I hear but I don't recall feeling like I found any in my time. Main issue is the performance, frame rate chugs.

Tarkov is better / 10

Human go oopsie is only good with friends, yeh, its one of those games.

Don't let go / 10

Woh man, the russians are doing mafia stuff? Pass the doobie brother, because its the 70's and technicolor is all the rage. Ahaaa Psychopaths go bvvrrrrrr

Prank call / 10

I haven't beat the game at the time of this review, but it scratches that itch for an open world rpg really well. Story is great, combat is AWESOME, enviornment is beautiful, and some other fourth thing.

Is good, get it / 10

I don't like top-down Diablo&Path of Exile type dungeon crawler games, but this game you can move with your keyboard! Woh! Can such a thing be true? Yus! Get real crazy with a party of people and even has roguelike elements, so you're always progressing!

The expansions are good too / 10

This game is weirdly popular, a lot of people that play this are zealots in how much they think this is the single greatest thing to ever grace humankind since *Really great thing here*. Its a fun twin stick shooter but I feel like some people are just trying to convince themselves they haven't wasted their time. Still fun, though.

Pewpewpew call in air support / 10