I called my girl and this guy picked up the phone...

-rep salt

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼

Wtf is this? You're literally what's wrong with society. You want to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog? A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOG? You know somebody is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up when they would rather be a dog than a human being which is capable of reasoning. When I see ♥♥♥♥ like this it makes me want to lead a genocide on all worthless pieces of ♥♥♥♥ like you. I wish you were a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog, and that you belonged to Micheal Vick.

I personally believe I'm a true memer. Unlike the scums of the earth who claim to be "memelords" or "top memers," I hold faith in my ability to appreciate the fact that I meme constantly, everyday, with no end. Memes are a major part in my life. I would laugh into the face of those ridiculous children who self-acclaim themselves as a better memer than I. I can meme better, faster, harder, and stronger than you. I am the memelord. I meme over all. Do you dare challenge me to a memeduel? You will lose, you filthy sewer rat. Do not test me. I will meme you into the ground, kiddo. Do not try to outmeme me. It is a lost cause. Nobody can meme better than I. I practice my memes 24/7, taking no breaks between meme sessions. I take pride in my memes. I have trained for years on end to meme with the very best, only to realize that I am the very best. You cannot meme like I meme. Learn your memes, kid