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ghost face achievement :)

"Great news-- you *can* harvest a child's organs!" - innocent sentence i said to another human being

ill miss u vhs :(

i love u vhs

never forget selling out to an NFT collab to make a mid chapter for a beloved horror franchise. its painful, but not enough to bring me pleasure

Edit 7. it only gets worse. On top of making changes to the game's visuals and mechanics that make it feel more generic and.. non-horror consumer friendly?... They've once again delivered a patch with multiple game-breaking bugs. It feels like maybe BHVRs entire QA team were the ones that got hit with layoffs, because it seems like not a single person tested the latest patch at all. But, dear reader, it gets better. An exploit that allows a player to have *unlimited item use* is actually, according to the team, not an exploit at all! And it isn't a very pressing matter, either. They have the ability to literally stop the exploit whenever and they EXPLICITLY are choosing not to. A pretty good job so far! But don't worry, they've released another battle pass with characters that have already been getting skins! Huh? Lore? Sorry, they still don't know where to put that. Don't get me started on fog vials please i cant do this anymore pl-
Edit 8. BHVR hiring employees to use GenAI. quote- "Yes, Behaviour is exploring the use of generative AI tools to improve internal workflows..." big L

Oh to have a farm with little slimes that attack me each morning