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5.4 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
We went behind the wheel of the 2023 BMW 3 series Touring to see if this is the perfect family car. The BMW 3 Series Touring we tested is the facelift model. The BMW 3 Series Touring is one of the brand’s best overall cars, with sports sedan handling, SUV practicality, and handsome good looks to create a nearly perfect daily driving package.

Being the 2023 BMW 320d Touring model, it uses a highly efficient turbocharged diesel engine. A 2.0-liter turbo-four with 190 horsepower and 295 lb-ft of torque, to be exact. That engine gets paired to an eight-speed automatic gearbox which, in this case, sends power to only the rear wheels. That not only makes it efficient but also fun, as the lighter-weight engine gives up front and rear-drive layout makes it feel more balanced through corners. So it’s a proper sports wagon, while also being great on fuel.

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Posted 19 September, 2023.
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28.2 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has been a bitter disappointment and frustrating experience on par with any other games that I am pissed off about, Yeah the physics are great and the cars get realistic damage but just because the games called a sim that doesn't mean that the handling of vehicles should also be, completely realistic, RIGHT?

YOU FOOLS, HOW CAN PEOPLE CALL THIS GAME GOOD, YOU CANT DRIVE DOWN A STRAIGHT ROAD WITHOUT LOSING CONTROL AND CRASHING.

The large element of gamer who play simulation games are the worst kind of idiot, the idiots who think that there mathematically minded brains, there heads containing computer software ability that's far in front of my owe ability, is the only kind of mental ability worth a damn and they arrogantly buy into the idea that there geniuses above everyone else, just because your family paid for you education dose not make you intelligent, wealthy people are the biggest dopes, look at that Trump, he asked why we can't kill the COVID virus by shining the sun's light inside us or drinking bleach.

If you would love a fun car game then definitely don't even consider this joke made by university professors who find every computing language terribly fascinating, there the sort of man who spends hours creating a character in a game and then moving on to learn the next games menu system without ever playing the games central purpose.

The guys who brang us BeamNFI CANT DRIVE obviously doesn't play the game that his making.

The worlds being choked to death with these bloody right brain thinking twits.

(DEV@BeamNFIcrashdrive)

If just one person had any sense to look at the big picture and remember that this company is making a game, a video game, and no longer just a simulation to have computers tell some engineers that there cars are unsafe or whatever.

WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ WOULD YOU MAKE THE HANDLING ACCURATE? DO YOU HAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF STEERING AND CONTROLS FOR THIS SIM?

Microsoft flight sim does the same thing with the same excuse, "Oh, no you can't control the plans unless you get the $15000.00 simulation of a real commercial flight dec / ♥♥♥♥ pit, ♥♥♥♥♥, WANKERS

Go ahead and buy a game called TearDown and drive the cars in that game, Amazing, now that's physics done right for play made into a VIDEO GAME, this BeamNG, dumb stupid name by the way, yeah named after the beam you run your equations off, those maths codes and crap like that get you guys hard I bet but your all worse then the beer swilling gits who watch football, at least they don't consider themselves more intelligent than others because of the meta data that you have memorised in uni, that information is pointless to a calculator who didn't even think "HOW THE HELL WILL PEOPLE CONTROL THIS MESSY GAME ON A KEYBOARD?"

This games in early Access, it's been there for a good long while, long enough for them to change the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ default ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars handling or the key binds, but that isn't realistic?

Of course not, you can't expect creativity from egg headed automatons, or from the troglodyte morons who like the drift, (FAKE RACING) and rock'n'roll wrestling.

Us humans are playing a video game on a 2-D monitor, with no car controls around us, do you compute what I'm saying?

BeamNFI "Non sequitur, does not compute error, error,,,,Simulation is not game, game is simulation, NON SEQUITUR"

All those positive reviews, You stupid drifting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "OH DO A BURN OUT, WHOOO SMOKE IS COMING FROM THE TYRES"

I wish someone had said don't buy this if you want to actually race, you can fool around 4WD or just learning the exiting menu system that gets robo ♥♥♥♥♥ hard.

If your dribbling on yourself while reading this text then you may like the drifting, drift, like on the ocean, but instead in a car park, making smoke, pollution and a lot of tyres scream and yokels too, "HA HA HA HA THE SOUNDS LOUD HA HA" the only way I would still of liked parts of this game, would of been if I could run over those bloody drifting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who hang around my area late at night and do cool burn outs, YAY, the great SKILL IN holding the brake while flooring the GO peddle.
Posted 26 July, 2023.
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25.1 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
cheaters everywhere! literally unplayable
Posted 8 July, 2023. Last edited 7 September, 2023.
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4.9 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted 29 May, 2023.
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542.5 hrs on record (32.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 26 April, 2022.
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539.9 hrs on record (67.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I played this while eating mc donalds, my life was good until mc donalds got out of hand because i was scared because of the little man's hunchback chair, why is he doing this. when my big mac fell out of my hand i couldnt breathe i was so upset the man bumped into the chair. I was so angry and my cat Penis climbed onto the table and scared the man's rocking chair and Denis spilled Mc Donalds diet coke. I was very sad and sad. The large mac was delicious, some pieces were delicious. then just when my life couldn't get any worse playing this game, a friend of mine, friend pete, walked in with his big mac, he threw it at me. but the throw didn't hit me, it hit the screen causing the screen to fall off and break my finger. My grandmother saw me playing this game, she got very angry and kicked me against the wall and now the whole family is mean to me because she said it was my fault, so now I am being punished. Then I cried and I was scared because Denis had finished the diet coke on the carpet, he had a heart attack. I was cry so much. but i ate a big mac on the floor it had dog hair but it was as good as a big mac. why does it scare and knock down the big mac. why is he doing this to me and my family. I wish my friend Amir hadn't given me this game, it has caused me so much pain. but at least big mac supported me at the end of the day. this game has let me down but i will keep playing it because everything deserves a second chance but if the bump on the chair causes me to fall mc donalds again i will not play anymore. I hope the makers of this game don't have a happy birthday that no one should have.
Posted 10 January, 2022. Last edited 12 February.
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102.4 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 1 October, 2021. Last edited 2 February, 2023.
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3,555.2 hrs on record (752.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 23 January, 2021. Last edited 28 March.
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