Toxic

"God gives burdens; also shoulders"

Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the
end of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I
can't find it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why
would he lie about a thing like that?
-- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"
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In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
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I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is; they like to
run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better
husband than I am; but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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Mrs. Nugent was the Johnson's next door neighbour, and known to be
unreasonable on subjects like Madonna played at full volume at 3 a.m.
(Johnny and the Dead)
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mummy, n.:
An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
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