Recent reviews by Pagliacci

Bravo Gearbox!

Kino

One of the greatest Souls games out there, including the ones made by fromsoft. It takes a lot of aspects from Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Dark Souls 3 while also bringing plenty of new things to the table such as it's blade/handle weapon combination system and P-Organ skill tree, which I view as nice innovations to the standard souls-like experience. It's story is also quite good, not quite excellent or fantastic, but it's a well done story in an interesting and well crafted world, with quite a few interesting and unique characters populating it.

I would try and 100% this absolute masterpiece of a game, however the Decay Route is just sad and I'd rather not have to go down it at least until Episode 3B is out. Love the game though, real Kino stuff Nemlei has got here, and I'm hoping that Episode 3A (Burial) will be what we we all want from this story...

Sisterwife Ashley

Baldur's GOAT 3

youtube funne man said game goes harder than diamonds, he lied. It goes harder than Graphene.

---{Gameplay Section}---

Combat: 10/10
Movement: 9/10
UI Design/Functionality: 9/10
Level/World Design: 8/10
Controls: 10/10
Difficulty: 10/10 (Meaning how "Good" The Difficulty is/feels, not necessarily how hard it is on scale.)

---{Graphics & Audio Section}---

Texture Quality: 9/10
Lighting Quality: 8/10
Effects Quality: 9/10
Art Design: 10/10
Audio Quality: 10/10
Music Quality: 8/10

---{Story, World & Lore Section}---

Main Story: 9/10
Side Quests: 8/10
Overall Lore: 9/10

---{Bugs & Optimization Section}---

Bugs: Only one bug encountered throughout my 100 Hour Playthrough. 9/10
Optimization: The Optimization of the PC Version of the game, which I obviously played, was honestly quite horrible and led to a variety of frame-rate drops, stutters, and other minor graphical issues. The Game is also locked to 60fps Max and, upon release, had no Widescreen Support, which, while not an issue for me personally since I don't use a Widescreen, is still an issue. However, the game has received some patches since launch we have negated most of the serious stuttering issues. 7/10
Other Issues: None. 10/10

---{Personal Enjoyment & Entertainment}---

Personal Enjoyment: 10/10
Entertainment: 10/10

---{Overall Score: 182/200, 91/100, 9.1/10}---

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ 8.5 / 10 }---
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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls


---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ 7 / 10 }---
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Review of 1.6 Version

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls


---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ 6 / 10 }---
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