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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
31.1 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
same
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4,206.3 hrs on record (526.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
i plaey dis gaem bczus this game bring hapenys to mai life and meeningfull porpoise,

i won expanszive knyf the otter day and i go 'me-wow i can now feed famry with this virtual skeen'

+1 csgo valverino

going to buy my first car as a volvo fur sure
Posted 26 December, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
`@                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      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Posted 10 July, 2014.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3,135.2 hrs on record (2,753.1 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME MAN, oh MAN OH MAN this one is, it's just like WHOA a game, unbelievable
Posted 27 December, 2011.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
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