oaky

+rep⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣷⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀
⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆
⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟
⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀
⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀
⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠙⠻⠿⠟⠋⠑⠛⠋⠀

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡴⠒⣙⠓⠲⢦⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣰⠋⣰⣿⠿⠿⢷⣦⡈⢻⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡎⢠⣦⠄⣴⣿⠇⠄⣶⣤⣤⣁⠄⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡾⢀⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⠄⠄⠙⠿⠿⣿⡧⢘⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⠄⣼⡏⢀⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⡼⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⠐⠿⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⡾⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢈⡷⠄⣴⣿⣿⠟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣸⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡅⠸⢿⡿⢃⡄⢠⣤⣬⡿⢃⣼⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠓⠤⠴⠿⣄⠻⠿⢋⣠⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠳⠖⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made i felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe i have super strength and telekinesis now .. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. i fear for my safety, im not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out.

quick reminder,
i can lift a fully-grown horse above my head and i can hold my breath for ten minutes. to win a bet i drank 2 litres of bear poison and then ran for 2 hours in the nude. i can not feel pain and i can see clearly for 2 km unaided by a lens. no man can kill me. i have beaten a man of every race in formal combat including a ♥♥♥♥♥ pimp, 15 kilt-wearing scots near the mountain of suilven and a rare deepwater jew. a medical doctor and 2 priests have written and signed a document confirming that i have a quarter metre long penis and a clean sinless soul.

there is no man other than me to ｔａｋｅ ｃａｒｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｒａｌ ｒｅｅｆｓ

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It's COOL to be gay!