Швейка's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:13am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 7:49am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 12:42am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:34am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 8:22am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 12:29am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:43am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:09am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 2:42am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:05am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:09am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!