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Personal Achievements

CL0WND

Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2010 @ 10:45am

FRIED PIPER

Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.

LEVEL A CHARGE

Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2010 @ 6:32pm

ACID REFLEX

Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.

CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES

Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.

CRASS MENAGERIE

Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.

A RIDE DENIED

Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.

HEAD HONCHO

Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.

HEARTWARMER

In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2011 @ 5:35pm

STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE

Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2010 @ 2:05am

DEAD IN THE WATER

Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2010 @ 2:10pm

ROBBED ZOMBIE

Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.

DISMEMBERMENT PLAN

Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.

BURNING SENSATION

Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.

ARMORY OF ONE

Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.

SHOCK JOCK

Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.

THE QUICK AND THE DEAD

Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2010 @ 4:11pm

CHAIN OF COMMAND

Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.

SEPTIC TANK

Use a bile bomb on a Tank.

CLUB DEAD

Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2010 @ 8:53pm

TANK BURGER

Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2010 @ 7:32pm

BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER

Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2010 @ 7:25pm

PRICE CHOPPER

Survive the Dead Center campaign.

MIDNIGHT RIDER

Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.

RAGIN' CAJUN

Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2010 @ 5:07pm

WEATHERMAN

Survive the Hard Rain campaign.

BRIDGE BURNER

Survive the Parish campaign.

VIOLENCE IN SILENCE

Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetery safe room without tripping any alarms.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2010 @ 7:15pm

GUARDIN' GNOME

Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2010 @ 10:50am

SOB STORY

Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2010 @ 6:54pm

WING AND A PRAYER

Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.

QUALIFIED RIDE

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.

BACK IN THE SADDLE

As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.

GREAT EXPECTORATIONS

As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.

A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2010 @ 3:26pm

SCATTERING RAM

As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.

MEAT TENDERIZER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.

LONG DISTANCE CARRIER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.

BEAT THE RUSH

In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2010 @ 4:33pm

HUNTING PARTY

Win a game of Scavenge.

GAS GUZZLER

Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2010 @ 7:59am

CACHE AND CARRY

Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.

SCAVENGE HUNT

Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.

GONG SHOW

Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.

FUEL CRISIS

Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.

GAS SHORTAGE

Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.

STACHE WHACKER

Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2010 @ 5:00pm

TORCH BEARER

Survive The Passing Campaign.

TIL IT GOES CLICK

Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2010 @ 4:50pm

GRAVE ROBBER

Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.

MUTANT OVERLORD

Play 6 Mutations.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2010 @ 8:24pm

FORE!

Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.

KILLING THEM SWIFTLY TO THIS SONG

Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.

KITE LIKE A MAN

Kill a Tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2010 @ 7:26pm

CACHE GRAB

Open 5 foot lockers.

PORT OF SCAVENGE

Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
Unlocked 30 May, 2010 @ 8:53pm

SUPREME SACRIFICE

Complete "The Sacrifice".
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2010 @ 7:41pm

KILL BILL

Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2010 @ 7:41pm

BARREL ROLLED

Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Unlocked 23 May, 2011 @ 12:52am

CHAOS GENERATOR

Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2010 @ 7:36pm

STREAM CROSSER

Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2011 @ 10:10am

Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2

Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2020 @ 3:59pm



THE REAL DEAL

Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS

Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.

WEDDING CRASHER

As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.

SACRIFIZZLE

As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.

CONNECTING FIGHTS

Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.

GOOD GUY NICK

Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.

GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.

GETTING STARTED

Earn a bronze medal on any official Survival map.

ON OUR WAY

Earn a silver medal on any official survival map.

THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS

Earn a gold medal on any official survival map.

STILL STANDING

Survive The Last Stand campaign on any difficulty.

THE LAST FRONTIER

Survive The Last Stand campaign on Expert Realism.

GOLDEN FREEMAN

Find the golden crowbars hidden in the Left 4 Dead 1 survival maps.
0 / 22

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

Revive an incapacitated teammate while a Tank is nearby.

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Charger.

ACID BATH

As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor who is pinned by a Hunter.

SPITFIRE

Destroy 20 gascans as the Spitter.
0 / 20

FLIGHT DECK

Instantly kill a Survivor as the Charger.

FAT NINJA

As the Boomer, vomit on a Survivor without having direct line of sight with them.

THREE’S A CROWD

Rescue three Survivors from a single rescue closet.

LICKETY-SPLIT

With a sharp melee weapon, cut a Smoker's tongue before he ensnares you.

GET SKEETED ON

Kill a pouncing Hunter with a shotgun.

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE THROW

Destroy a Tank's rock in mid-air.

SHOTGUN WEDDING

Kill the Witch bride with a single shotgun blast on expert difficulty.

ONE HIT WONDER

As the Hunter, land a 25 damage pounce.

PURE SATISFACTION

Kill 20 Jockeys with the shovel or pitchfork.
0 / 20

THE BIG TEN

Survive for 10 minutes on any official map in Versus Survival.

Z-GENOCIDEST 2: EPISODE 2

Kill 53,599 infected. You made sure the dead won't rise anymore!
0 / 53,599

POLE POSITION

Escape Liberty Mall's Atrium before the first Tank appears

HOUSEHOLD NAMES

Discover the hidden room in the Last Stand campaign

A LITTLE HACK AND SLASH

Earn a bronze medal on every official survival map
0 / 43

LIKE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER

Earn a silver medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

KILLING SPREE

Earn a gold medal on every official survival map.
0 / 43

SUPREME SURVIVALIST

Survive for 30 minutes on any official survival map.

NEW HAIRCUT

Kill a Witch using only a sharp melee weapon, without anyone getting incapacitated or killed.

THE MAIN ATTRACTION

On the concert finale, survive until the helicopter arrives without leaving the stage

THE LAST DASH

Complete The Last Stand campaign in 13 minutes or less, without any Survivors dying.

GNOME ALONE

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space.