Free game. Downloaded.

Create dank username. Submit.

No response from server.

Download android version.

Crashes first load.

Launched again. Wants to read and send text messages, calls, and knows my location... Creepy.

Attempt to create username. No response from server.

Write mean review. Submit.

"You must play the game for a minimum of 5 minutes to write a review. You have plated 1 minute"

Keep spamming create username button until pc catches fire, or 4 more minutes elapse...

Free game. Downloaded. Create dank username. Submit. No response from server. Download android version. Crashes first load. Launched again. Wants to read and send text messages, calls, and knows my location... Creepy. Attempt to create username. No response from server. Write mean review. Submit. "You must play the game for a minimum of 5 minutes to write a review. You have plated 1 minute" Keep spamming create username button until pc catches fire, or 4 more minutes elapse...