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My sister didn't say anything. We both walk up to the casket and step on the little ledge thing that you're supposed to kneel on so we can get a better view. We wait for a moment, our eyes closed and heads bowed. I turn around to walk away but my sister doesn't yet, she's still there. I turn back to look at her and she leans over to grandpa's corpse and sticks her tongue straight between his lips and wildly flails about for a few seconds all over his lips and face. She pulls back and sort of falls over, she's coughing like crazy from the chemicals and make up of the corpse.
♥♥♥♥♥♥' wild ♥♥♥♥. My parents never even brought it up, just tried to pretend like it didn't happen. My sister was really insistent that I pay her, but I was just like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid I didn't have ten bucks to give her. Eventually she said I could pay her by going down on her, so that's how we settled it.
Anyway, when it was our turn to go up and pay our respects for a final time at the corpse, before we got up there I said to my sister "ten dollars says you won't kiss grandpa on the lips."