👑 THE BIGGEST SNITCH ON FACEIT 👑

😈 Trash talk ? ➡️ I open a Faceit support ticket & YOU’RE BANNED.
👀 Ghosting ? ➡️ I open a Faceit support ticket & YOU’RE BANNED.
💣 Leaking positions ? ➡️ I open a Faceit support ticket & YOU’RE BANNED
🔪 Flaming ? ➡️ I open a Faceit support ticket & YOU’RE BANNED.
💀 Cheating ? ➡️ I open a Faceit support ticket & YOU’RE BANNED.

💼 Special Agent at the I.S.D.U. (International Snitching & Doxxing Unit)
🎖️ Legendary Rank in ELITE REPORTING
🚨 Your account is in my hands... Watch out.

😇 1V9 but with Faceit’s divine authority.

💌 Need advice on how to snitch like a pro? Add me.
🔔 Need a lawyer? Too late.

⚠️ "Faceit is my turf, and I’m the king of reports." ⚠️

📝 REPORT IN PROGRESS… ⏳

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