sub5 ltn

+rep took my mother out to dinner and she disappeared #nobedtime

team

+rep Can dunk

ur cooked buddy

+rep timid yet tenacious in swagger

congrats graduating harvard! you make me such a proud father! ps say hi to your friend spongebob for me
-dad

hi

-rep brainworm

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-rep racist and short

signed by cheesy doodle

-rep moelested me

Signed by Ice Cream

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+rep good at slapshot

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-rep wannabe ye

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

+rep signed by spectacular333

+rep signed by ChristianFF

+rep liars in the comments

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-rep white

PARIS TOKYO LONDON

VICE TV

Ran into green in a casual slapshot match. Boy was I in for a treat. This guy was pulling off maneuvers I didn't know where physically possible in this game. After a few matches, I added him on discord and discussed the game. He even showed me a thing or two! Man was I grateful, I feel I am better than the average player already with only a few hours on the game. Later on, I found out that we were from the same state, only a few hours away. In the least creepy way possible, I asked him if he'd be down to get lunch or something. We met at an Olive Garden, and he covered the lunch with his slapshot earnings! I was SHOCKED when he told me his salary as a pro slapshot player. It makes sense why so many people are leaving games like Val and LoL to pursue careers as slapshot pros. I went over to his house and he was nice enough to show me his setup. It was beautiful! He was nice enough to let me bang his mom too! Great guy, can't wait to see what the future holds for this young man.

shh capeland

Green smells like chese

my brotha!!!!!

+rep good kisser

ＣＨＥＣＫ ＬＩＳＴ:

Millionaire: ☑
Winner: ☑
STAN KING: ☑


+REP BUILT AND ORPHANAGE IN HONOR OF MY DEAD SON WHO CONTRACTED RARE DISEASE IN AFRICA PROTESTING CHILD SOLIDERS AND EXPLODING RECRUITMENT CAMPS. MY SON DONATED A FORTUNE OF WEALTH FROM WHAT HE FOUND IN AFRICA TO CHAIRTY. THANK GOD FOR THIS MAN. NOT ONLY DOES HE BAG MODELS WHILE PLAYING COUNTER STRIKE GO HE'S DESTROYING YOU ON EVERY FIELD INCLUDING THE MENTAL ONE. THE AVERAGE PLAYER WILL SEE THIS USER FOR 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000002 SECONDS BEFORE DYING TO ONE OF HIS FAMOUS AWP SHOTS. A TRUE LEADER IN AND OUT OF THE GAME. IF YOU KILL HIM IN CSGO YOU SHOULD BE ABSOULOUTLEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASHAMED BECAUSE YOU FAIL TO COMPARE IN EVERY OTHER CATEGORY . IT'S ALRIGHT, HE'S PROBABLY GOING EASY ON YOU ANYWAYS.

this dude lowkey epic

+rep i always feel better whenever u hangout with me

+rep fat ♥♥♥♥

-rep had me on skates

st op commenting im getting upset

-rep ive seen better tendies in a mcdonalds kids meal baud

+rep beats up ocho for me

-rep i didnt ask

+rep gave me the ball

-rep wont give me the ball

+rep funny friend

+rep insane player.

just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.

♥♥♥♥ YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U! ......__________________ ...../==o;;;;;;;;[] .....), —-.(() / ....// (..) ), —--" ...//// ..//__// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Who and why

WTF! I JUST GOT PRANKED :(